well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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