okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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