The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's official drugs can't kill me
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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