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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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