I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
