In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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