I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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