like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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