This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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