Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
