you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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