No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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