By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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