well I can't set my house on fire every night
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Someone signed my nipple.
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