what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She bit a glass in half.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We're too hungover to prance.
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