On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
