i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My balls are so social today.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
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