her vagine was all disorganized.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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