He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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