I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I enjoy the company of your penis
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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