I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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