Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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