i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
