if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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