Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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