don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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