This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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