I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
