She went from zero to smokin in five shots
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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