So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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