That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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