why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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