let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
