best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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