She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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