Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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