i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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