He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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