Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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