Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm both gender and math confused
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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