The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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