sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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