My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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