my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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