idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
40s are totally the cure
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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