i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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