Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
