ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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