I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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