Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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