Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Who wears a wallet chain?!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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