Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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