yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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