Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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